"Just Say Woe" by Foxford Comics

Just 20 minutes before Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open—Someone dumped 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures. A $760 million bet that oil prices would drop. Orders far larger than anything else in the market at that moment. They made a fortune. But somebody knew the

Two alternatives to what #MAGA actually means .. one is an Israeli spy codename and the other is the highest degree in the #Church of #Satan, which itself connects to the Butler, PA, assassination attempt and the cutting of Trump's right ear--as it relates to the #Bible.

Maybe he couldn't remember who Stew Peters is because he's drunk all the time. This clown must be Mossad's easiest blackmail target yet.

Trump might have been even easier to honeypot than Kash Patel. He'll listen to any mid-tier blonde who flatters him.

This might be the craziest way to win a state championship. The kid struck out, but the pitch hit the dirt and nobody threw to first because the other team thought the game was over. While they were celebrating, the runners kept going...

U.S. Navy Office of the Chief of Naval Operations The face you make when you know the succulent food in front of you is just for the photo op, and it’s back to grey meat in a minute.

Imagine if we could have an actual America First president who had the confidence in himself not to surround himself with washed-up bimbos, psychotic Israel-firsters and ass-kissers instead of intelligent men who could challenge him every once in a while.

Part of the new Jesus Trump religion requires casting aside all prior beliefs, even an entire religious identity.

Israel staged it. Trump wasn't in on the plan originally, but he got pulled along into it because he's stupid. Now they've got him by the balls because revealing that his "assassination attempt" was staged and killed an innocent supporter would ruin him beyond repair.

For 12 years, every major winner of McDonald's Monopoly was a fraud. The game was rigged by the one man hired to prevent rigging. > McDonald's Monopoly launched in 1987. > Peel a game piece off your fries or drink. Match the right properties. Win up to $1 million. > The

ISRAEL is responsible for both the general drug crisis in the United States and all the destruction that comes with it from disease to crime, and the #LGBTQ cult. The opening of the market to Israeli psychedelic compounds will undoubtedly make #America even more unhinged and

These evangelicals have lost their minds. This is straight-up insanity.

They give everyone tools that effectively dumb us down via learned obsolescence. Then they dull the tools. We're all ducked.

They are such a great ally that they: > Perpetrated false flags against Americans.(Bold) > Commit espionage against American officials. (Smart) > Lobbied for endless wars for Americans to die in. (Courageous) > Sent 0 soldiers to help America’s fight against “terror”. (Loyal)

The Calvin Coolidge Project Well, in case you haven't noticed, Trump just says stuff.

If everyone would quit replying to freaks like Mark Levin and Laura Loomer, we'd never have to hear from them anymore. You guys ever think about that?