poetry? you’ll stop at nothing to make me talk

all the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust

and she was starry—eyed! like she had some to live for. stars die, you know?

a friend to all is a friend to none, chase two girls, lose the one

your cruelty is as sweet as this coffee i’m dumping the sugar into

is this monster elusive? like . . . the perfect boyfriend?

your cruelty is as sweet as this coffee i’m dumping the sugar into

roll the dice on my thighs

when did you start seeing her?

i am married to the sea, but my girlfriend is a large lake

are we prisoners or renegades? well, i’ve done my time

she’s our friend and she’s crazy!

please don’t be in love with someone else

absence makes the heart grow fonder . . . or forgetful

don’t you want a life with me?

carpe diem. seize the day, boys. make your lives extraordinary

thought i’d see her when i died

did you get enough love, my little dove?

your cruelty is as sweet as this coffee i’m dumping the sugar into

i love you, and i’m sorry. i’m sorry? the hell am i sorry for?