Spoke too soon, this is actually a pain in the butt. Stick with idiomatic Laravel.

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We shipped a cache memoization feature to Laravel today. 🚀 Cache::memo let's you decorate any cache store with a memoized wrapper, allowing you to temporarily store resolved cache values in memory during a single request or job execution. This prevents repeated cache hits

No way they were actually granted sole commercial use of the word CONFIG.

Descent into madness.

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Wrote up some of my thoughts on what it means to be nice versus what it means to be kind. aaronfrancis.com/2025/you-cant-…

Think I'm letting my apple + play dev accounts lapse. Not in a good space to ship mobile apps, and won't drop the cash/time for clout.

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TFW you can close 2 freelance tabs you've had pinned for months. Oh, precious 50px!