Oh shit?

Almost there. I'm making it this time.

icarly carly walking into her apartment that one time

My reaction to just now tuning in to the VGC Louisville regional stream: Is that Yanmega? Is that Klefki??? IS THAT WOLFE????

Base #9 is a fact

What if instead of Game Freak it was called- huh no okay I guess that one checks out

ジュナイパー

???? who the fuck is hunter I know none of these songs

What the fuck What is your on repeat doing in my spotify library

TSA guy searched my bag. Found my idol light sticks. Him: "The hell are these? Mini Yoda lightsabers? Me: "Oh they're just light sticks. For concerts and stuff." He then fucking leaned in and did a Yoda voice. "MMH. MASTER RAVER, I AM." He said. Blindsided me.

these comments are the embodiment of dead internet theory

The day this makes it to Spotify is the day I transcend

With your incredible support, I am overjoyed to announce that not only will I be able to run Supper Mario Broth full time, but I will be able to also invest into material and equipment for more and better Mario content. Thank you all so much. You have saved my life. I love you.

I'm also in the other place, like everyone else. Link is in my linktree, I'm just 'asph' over there. But honestly I'd much prefer you'd follow me on tumblr instead, it's a nice place and I'm actually active there. I enjoy it much more than any other social media place.

okay I found a tweetdeck alternative for the other place this might actually be the thing that makes me leave twitter