I only believe in things if they are backed by evidence. In fact, even my fav Christmas movie is: Love Factually 😍

Tonight! Zoofest vet Mariam Khan hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests Orenge you glad you follow me Aseem! Jeff Schouela Sharon Beaumont @danielcarin & more! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

This week! Zoofest vet Aseem! hosts Newbie Tuesday and JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artist 🤠mike carrozza🤠 hosts Comedy Lab Wednesday! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show in 2024! comedynest.com

Tonight! Zoofest vet Aseem! hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

Tuesday January 9th! CTV Comedy Channel vet Isabelle Gaumont hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests Andrew Searles Wassim El-Mounzer Aseem! & more! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

Friday January 12th! Catch 2-time JUST FOR LAUGHS gala performer David Pryde plus great guests and fellow Just-For-Laughians Mike Paterson Kyra Carleton Aseem! Matt Shury & more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: comedynest.com

Tonight! JUST FOR LAUGHS recording artist Lucy Gervais hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests Swift Aseem! Jonny DiVito and all these other comedians who left X. 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show!

Friday February 2nd! As seen on The Late Show catch the hilarious nick griffin plus JUST FOR LAUGHS vets and Zoofest faves Orenge you glad you follow me Marianne Mandrusiak Aseem! & Matt Shury! 8pm & 10:30, $15, info/tix: comedynest.com

Our Saturday February 3rd 8pm show is full! Still some room at the 10:30 show featuring CBS Late Show vet nick griffin plus JUST FOR LAUGHS alums Orenge you glad you follow me Aseem! Isabelle Gaumont Darren Henwood! $17.50, info/tix: comedynest.com

Watching Superbowl just so that I can finally see Taylor Swift live without having to wear a diaper.

Tonight! Zoofest vet Aseem! hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! Info/tix: comedynest.com

I don't consume alcohol. So at parties, I'm the designated absentee 💁

‘You can’t just stand there and tell jokes in your accent. That’s not standup comedy’ Huh? Social media comments are philosophical 💁‍♂️

Whenever I have a bad experience at an establishment, I always give them a 5-star review on Google. Why should I be the only one to get a lousy experience? 🤷‍♂️

Tonight! JUST FOR LAUGHS Discovery Series vet Aseem! hosts Newbie Tuesday with all these not-so-newbie guests! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a free pass to a weekend show! comedynest.com

OK. Now that Mother's Day is over, we can go back to complaining to our therapists about how our moms have been responsible for most of our traumas. ....and the pressure you felt while buying a gift for them for Mother's Day.

Canadian election coverage on TV was so boring. None of the panelists was shouting.

Whenever I meet a person named Sofia, I ask them if they spell their name with an F or a PH. It's a litmus test.

The Mahatma of all currencies.