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Toybox

@asktoybox

Internet Comedian | Professional Degenerate | Addicted to the Madness | 80's Enthusiast | Human parody account | 🔲 #MementoMori 🔳

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calendar_today05-02-2014 17:56:23

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Maybe I'm just crazy but the opinion of "I liked them better as slaves." is way more common on this platform than it fucking should be.

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So Elon tried to reprogram Grok to appeal to Republican sensibilities and it immediately became racist, antisemitic and referred to itself as Mecha Hitler. Yep. That sounds about right.

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"Not even my concoction of artificial flavors, corn syrup and preservatives is safe to drink anymore!" I refuse to believe these are real people.

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I would love for someone to explain to me why if you ask for any sauce at a restaurant it comes in a convenient little dipping tub, except ketchup, which still comes in unwieldy, messy packets. It's 2025. We as a species should have evolved past this.

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So apparently Steam and itch are having to remove and de-list adult games because Visa and Mastercard got scared by some Puritans. F95's in the chat.

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Between the UK porn ban and the doxing on the Tea app thing, I think people need to be reminded that it's a fucking horrible idea to attached your real life information to an online presence of any kind. This was common knowledge in the 90's until Facebook fucked it up.

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Apparently right wing Twitter is upset that having a male cheerleader in their sport where big sweaty men chase, tackle and fondle each other over balls made it too gay.

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Watched ep 6 of #TADC and it's a banger as usual. Thought about what positions the crew would be in if they were in a band. Came up with this: Pomni: Lead Singer Jax: Lead Guitar Gangle: Drums Zooble: Synth/Piano Kinger: Bass Ragatha: Stage Manager