if a man has good pictures of himself he’s either gay or evil… ladies beware

just imagined my life if I had stayed with my college boyfriend and started screaming in fear

my article in a hit tweet 🥰⭐️

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

how will the tariffs affect Club Chalamet

"i guess when you are young, you believe that you will meet many people with whom you'll connect with, but later in life you realize it only happens a few times"

like let me stalk you

My wine mom was at the protests in Buffalo!!!!!

I’ll say it Rick didn’t deserve Chelsea

so many things off about this guy. pushing his mom to take hush blood money. the weird dialogue they gave him. his veneers.

just started watching the Pitt

the biggest case of *need him* ever known to man

This meme doesn’t work when yall use ChatGPT for everything and buy disposable vapes with screens in em btw

I made up a scary monster and convinced my kid that it was real and now he’s freaking out??

I honestly hope she milks this man. Fuck him

Save us Tom Cruise……… Top Gun 2 era Tom Cruise save us……… use your intensity to save the cinema

I’m putting together a team to fight the Netflix Warner Bros merger:

meanwhile my local grocery store in Bushwick this morning 🩷🫡

My favorite Joan line from this episode was when she was talking about Don and Megan’s engagement: “and he’s smiling like he’s the first man to ever marry his secretary.” And just encapsulates Don’s whole delusion that he’s different than the others and Joan is like “lol”

she's really #that girl to me. she's never shaken up by these freaks and will continue to confront them head on.