Nice to see Divine having a row with Jason Gardiner #DancingOnIce

#DancingOnIce It's all coming to me, my tea that is...

Go GC! #DancingOnIce

Gemma Collins on #DancingOnIce

Brian Mcfadden is as comical as the potato famine... #DancingOnIce

Brian Mcfadden is still a funny as Aids #DancingOnIce

GC what the fuck?! #DancingOnIce

If You Do Not want people to say You should have done something fucking ages ago, don’t wait ages before doing the fucking thing. Fucking Ages ago advice there.

A UCO is embedded in an OCG who was deployed as a CHIS but is AWOL. The SIO, who loves a REG 15, and his DI and DS from AC-12 are investigating because of the ED905 HGV ambush which the OCG set up as an RTC. They’re hunting H. Let's go. #LineOfDuty

Forest Gravy Nick Draper Jonathan Pie I think the point is though that he wouldn’t say it to someone of Islamic faith. That’s the difference.

#Eurovision #FRA Lady Ga Ga let herself go a bit...

It is so Hot I have decided to identify as a Fucking Duck.

BREAKING: Previously unheard East 17 track, ‘Finger U At Laser Quest’ discovered in airing cupboard

#imaceleb Let's try and outdo everybody else with this pointless false emotional shite, glad they're getting paid more than me for this...

#imaceleb Voted a disabled off first? Britain, you are awful...

#Eurovision Azerbaijan looking after us middle aged dads...

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

If anyone needs me, I'll be watching this for the rest of my life.

If it wasn't prerecorded, I'd be auditioning snipers for the next show. What a hat trick to be had, Dommett, Ora and Mulhern... #MaskedSingerUK