Ashley Grant
@ash_granthorror
Poet/Author with a twisted view of the world, horror specialist and cat lover.
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05-07-2019 01:56:22
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![“And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right? [...] And then, when they get caught, they say,](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gk-kM3lbQAMCQpd.jpg "Alien Buddha Press (open for submissions) 🍉 (@thealienbuddha) on Twitter photo “And then they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right? [...] And then, when they get caught, they say,")
Tomorrow, my new book from Alien Buddha Press (open for submissions) 🍉 comes out. For all adult fans of Dark Fantasy novels.
The Dark King, a once-mighty ruler, is on a relentless quest to recover his stolen diamond heart. Out now, with Alien Buddha Press (open for submissions) 🍉 a.co/d/ctzgikQ
