*gets snapchat* 😁😊😊 *sees same Snapchat is on their story* 🙃🙃🥲

"You work too much" Have you seen me spend money??? I don't work enough

Bringing this wholesome content back to the tl

the idea of maybe one day dating was so much easier when i knew how to socialize pre covid 🙃

all most men have is the audacity 🙃

Raise ur hand if you need more coffee rn 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

my ability to nap as opposed to getting things I need to do done is an elite skill

please enjoy these wholesome photos of my dog living his best life 🥰

Does anyone else get angry during horror movies? Like why only hit them once then try to run??? dumbies

I didn’t wake up a millionaire but at least it’s Friday :)

I’m a sucker for a good horror movie romance 🙃

Remember when the bars used to close at 10:30? The grandma in me low key misses that early night lifestyle.

someone please come kill the jumping spider that has been terrorizing me the past few days, jumping at me while I’m driving. pls and thank you

Not to be dramatic but if Vampires Diaries had continued & Elena ended up with Stefan & not stayed with Damon like the rumors have said, I would vomit.

my toxic trait is that after a lonnng work day, I decide I need “me time” and end up staying up way past my bed time

Met the love of my life… didn’t talk to him or get his name but he worked backstage at a dance competition & I gave him ‘the look’ and he didn’t propose to me so fml

if they don’t put Johnny Depp in a new pirates movie I’m fighting Disney

I hate running but I love when I take my dog for a run & she tilts her head up and legit smiles at me like “look mom, I’m doing so good 😄”

You know you’re getting old when you watch tv and just think about how unrealistically expensive their kitchens are.