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She drew me

My wife's face when I yell "where's my lil lady?!" when I get home from work

Damn near every morning

Neat

Having coitus and her period starting after feels like pulling on the pull cord of a lawn mower

Lil lady was told she could fit up to 6 bodies in the hearse

It's like reality TV but worse because it's our government

She Geico'd on my Gecko

Me to my wife after I embarrass her by screaming in terror at the DQ worker as they turn her blizzard upside-down

Yea I dated black women, scene chicks and met my wife on MySpace. You want to fucking fight about it?

Holly draws all day, but when I paint a mini suddenly I'M the nerd

All bleeding stops eventually.

Painted one of ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა Night Lords

I see cute women and I make fun of them. My wife is bullied everyday

Tryin to regrow my calluses

Being a menace with the shotgun

I wish I was a wizard so I could cast a spell that slowly turns people into mold