For those concerned

my house is like a lot nicer than this

The president-elect saying he's going to "bring prayer back to our schools" is about as blatant a violation of the 1st Amendment as you can imagine.

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If this is implemented I will probably never use social media again

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If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

“Guys aren’t loyal”

Clutch🐐

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

My girlfriend (hero) just finished a 12 hour workday. Time to reward her when she gets out of the shower 🥰

Congrats on the bald husband!! Unfollowed

100%

im a fake idgafer. i actually gaf. igaf a lot.

what having zero hens does to a mf

Close enough. Welcome back Luka Doncic!

Wildcat women still 💜 Lee Corso. Thanks for all the #EMAW memories Coach!

After the age of 23 I stopped giving a fuck about that shit lmao

free career tip: be so competent they forget you’re unmanageable