Cael Schwartz (@asap_cael) 's Twitter Profile
Cael Schwartz

@asap_cael

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I can't believe I'm asking the internet for tickets (again) but... I really, really, REALLY want to the Ryder Cup. I'm potentially the most shameless person on here & have asked for tickets to events countless times. For some absurd reason, it usually works. So here goes

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Being a sports fan is exhausting, I had to spend all day at the Ryder Cup drinking beers (for my country) & now I have to will the Red Sox to a playoff spot (while drinking beers)

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What a playoff baseball game. Sox Yanks is the best TV there is. Always will be. Can't wait to have boots on the ground in the Bronx tomorrow 😈

What a playoff baseball game. Sox Yanks is the best TV there is. Always will be. Can't wait to have boots on the ground in the Bronx tomorrow 😈
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Took a demo for an Amazon Gift Card. No shame here. Was a solid gift card value. We all do it. BUT, now I'm being dodged for said gift card. Company is ignoring me. What do I do? I want the gift card and also leaves a bad taste in my mouth they're ok just swindling me.

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Playing in a golf tournament tomorrow. Need new golf shoes. I have calls all day so no time to go buy shoes. So... I Uber Eats'd a pair of $200 golf shoes. #expand or #shrink this?

Playing in a golf tournament tomorrow. Need new golf shoes. I have calls all day so no time to go buy shoes. So... I Uber Eats'd a pair of $200 golf shoes. 

#expand or #shrink this?
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Sometimes I read a cold email that makes me want to leave the entire ecommerce industry at as a whole. This is one of those emails

Sometimes I read a cold email that makes me want to leave the entire ecommerce industry at as a whole. This is one of those emails
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Anyone know how much Ramp spent on the campaign with Kevin from The Office & putting him in the glass cube & getting The Rizzler there?! 1 million? 10 million? I have no concept