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Njeri

@aryanjeri

Humanist|| Foodie || Blatantly straightfoward ||I love conspiracy theories || GGMU❀ || Sura ndio ngumu, roho ni safi sana||

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calendar_today08-05-2015 17:39:42

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Nimetoka 'kesi' na my aiyeh! neighbour about our resident stray cat that just birthed 6 kittens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ati, we need to each take responsibility for the kittens coz 'she was a deadbeat to her last batch', with only one surviving πŸ˜…πŸ˜….....I laughed hard & went back to my houseπŸ™„πŸ™„

Nimetoka 'kesi' na my aiyeh! neighbour about our resident stray cat that just birthed 6 kittens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Ati, we need to each take responsibility for the kittens coz 'she was a deadbeat to her last batch', with only one surviving πŸ˜…πŸ˜….....I laughed hard & went back to my houseπŸ™„πŸ™„
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣gosh! Baiko Karembo 🀣🀣

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣gosh!

<a href="/baikosez/">Baiko</a> <a href="/K_Cymons/">Karembo</a> 🀣🀣
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'I trust my email finds you fine'.... How your email is finding me: 🫩🫩🫩 Eloi eloi, mshada bangi gani!

'I trust my email finds you fine'....

How your email is finding me: 🫩🫩🫩

Eloi eloi, mshada bangi gani!
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I thought I'd lost this book 4 years back. Found it today when I was looking for another book in my home library πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Inakuanga a very stooopid bookπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I thought  I'd lost this book 4 years back.  Found it today when I was looking for another book in my home library πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Inakuanga a very stooopid bookπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Damn! Mike is so arrogant!!!! With the personality of a sushi dumpster during summer😲😲.......I'm just so elated Megan didn't choose him! Also, Jordan is soooo real and sweet!🀩 #loveisblind

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1. Eggs are good for the brain. 2. Water is good for the kidneys. 3. Cabbage is good for the liver. 4. Cucumber is good for the skin. 5. Oranges are good for the colon. 6. Carrots are good for the eyes. 7. Ginger is good for the lungs. 8. Avocado is good for the heart.

1. Eggs are good for the brain.

2. Water is good for the kidneys. 

3. Cabbage is good for the liver.

4. Cucumber is good for the skin.

5. Oranges are good for the colon.

6. Carrots are good for the eyes.

7. Ginger is good for the lungs.

8. Avocado is good for the heart.
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Your recordings sort of imply you both consented (night after drinking)...πŸ€” And my unsolicited opinion (not to sound blame-y).......but that was absolutely the wrong footing to have started that job on.

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CONSENT! Moral math: You're never given a choice to be cheated on. Your husbands loyalty and commitment were to you. Logical math: The married partner has a choice to not involve in extra-marital affairs to their 'committed' to partner. Bottom line: Ni kiundu dayaboricooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…There's something seriously wrong with the cast this seasonπŸ˜…πŸ˜… Damn! #LoveIsBlind #loveisblinddenver

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βž– Brogues 😍 βž– Sizes 37-42 βž– Ksh 1999 only! βž– Pay on delivery πŸ’― 🚚 πŸ“ž 0101914399

βž– Brogues 😍 
βž– Sizes 37-42 
βž– Ksh 1999 only! 
βž– Pay on delivery πŸ’― 🚚 
πŸ“ž 0101914399
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Some evenings feel like they were forged, just for the heart. As the sun melts into the horizon, the world turns golden and still😍...the air salty as the waves whisper secrets of love....with every bite of the sea's offering, a quiet reminder that beauty lives in the mundane❀️

Some evenings feel like they were forged, just for the heart. As the sun melts into the horizon, the world turns golden and still😍...the air salty as the waves whisper secrets of love....with every bite of the sea's offering, a quiet reminder that beauty lives in the mundane❀️
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WTF did I just watchπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ I'm embarrassed to admit I watched to completion 🀭🀭

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The man! The Myth! The Legend! Some departures are too mysterious for mourning : they feel more like the universe reclaiming one of its secretsπŸ₯Ί History will remember you in richness. Go well, Baba!

The man!

The Myth!

The Legend!

Some departures are too mysterious for mourning : they feel more like the universe reclaiming one of its secretsπŸ₯Ί

History will remember you in richness. Go well, Baba!
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Like Kamwana had Mutahi, PORK is lucky to have Duale on his side. A minister's biggest job is to disseminate 'with authority', his boss's programs to the public while implementing. Notably, the biggest undoing of government of the day has been inefficient communication & PR.

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The Ladies of Fate have already etched your story in indelible strokes on the fabric of time. Greatness is not a path you will find but a realm awaiting your arrival. Step into it, and let the universe remember your name, for the stars themselves have whispered your name!!πŸ’ͺ🏽