As a... – Telegram user I want to... – be notified when anyone in my contacts joins So that... – my inbox is filled with messages informing me that my ex-girlfriend, my old landlord, the guy who bought my playstation 3, and “Dave Plumber” are available to chat

I know it's my last day as PM, but as the country is in crisis I'm going to carry on as if it's a normal work day and do absolutely fuck all.

Hey Community Fibre We were expecting one of your engineer to get the installation done. No one turned up. No notification. Nothing. Really good start.. we stll have time to revert back to our old provider (bless 14 days cooling period)

🎨 The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting. RT when it works for you.

Making pierogis with a ANKO HLT-700U Multipurpose Filling and Forming Machine.

Funeral done. Now you can get back to being poor again

"Is the amount of #COBOL shrinking? NO. COBOL remains one of the most popular languages ever and was literally invented for the future. It was designed to be portable, adaptable & secure." @MicroFocusCDMS' Derek Britton Darth Misty the Mainframe Sith #OpenMainframeSummit OpenMainframeProject #COBOLRocks

Another day in #brexit land

Why all of a sudden am I getting so much right wing posts in my Twitter feed?

BREAKING 🚨: NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046 'a 1 in 400 chance'

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In August our account lost almost 4,900 followers. That is we keep asking you for support & engagement. Let others know we are here and every day we educate about the history of Auschwitz. You can all help us preserve memory.

Don't come to Vacanze Gallipoli (Italy). In 2023 you can only pay parking by using fucking coins!

Dear Community Fibre could you please stop harassing me? If I need you, I will certainly contact youn otherwise stop calling and knocking on my door. This is '80 sort of sales practice. Ofgem

Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes

🇪🇸 They Left the Radar on play in The Background! You can see it happening in real time over Spain ‼️

What's the difference between X and Truth Social?

Can someone explain to me how to hide Temu ads from my profile? Give me any other ads but I'm sick of Temu's which I despise as a brand. Please help me! Clicking on hide or report doesn't do a thing. Maybe they're paying Elon Musk really well!