u can’t last 30 seconds in bed with your wife

thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

seeing girls obsessed with themselves makes me so happy like exactly baby ur so sexy

this is what fearless smells like

happy pink super moon lesbian day of visibility

I love how glossier is like do you want a sticker you little fucking idiot

“I’m tired of living through historic events”

"the dropout" is a show about how the music of the early and mid 2000s was so good it made people think they could do things that were physically impossible

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican

“I never see you at the club” ok I never see you at an art exhibit

never have i seen a more succinct telling of the AI relationship to culture art has always been accessible my friend. what you lack is the constitution — or the will — to bring it into being

Bring back privacy and shame

Coworkers talking about how much they love chatgpt

Your Best American Pope