Actually: why is he always looking lost and 30 feet away from nearest opponent, period? His defensive positioning is insanely bad.

Who is Zubimendi marking exactly?

Some of the most atrocious football we’ve played all season, mind blowingly dull. Somehow we scrape through, but this is not sustainable in the long term.

Trossard: what position am I playing today boss? Arteta: yes

why does guehi look like thumb

Call the celebration police

Injuries sure, but... Raya Timber - Saliba - Gabriel - Calafiori Zubimendi Eze - Rice Madueke - Gyokeres - Trossard If this isn't good enough to beat Brentford, we don't deserve the league.

Rice is 10x, unbelievable passing precision and decision making under pressure

Eze’s inability to adapt to the system is confusing

I’m sure Man City will overtake and win the league, because that is the power of a club that buys a new starting XI every time they lose three games in a row. The gameplan is the Bayern model: hoover up the best talent in the league to stay dominant. But unlike Bayern, Man City

Stuff of champions

Declan Rice is playing like Eric Djemba-Djemba today

Leeds would be 3-0 up if they had a slightly more clinical striker

Arteta with the rare 1-1-8 formation with double RWs and double LWs, perfect shithousery

Winning a game when every single Arsenal starter except Dowman had a 2/10 performance is not gonna go down well with the narrative pushers

I could have had a higher shots vs shots on target ratio than Madueke in this game and I’ve been in a wheelchair since 2007

Even if we somehow end up not winning the title it was all worth it for the Dowman goal, that’s what football is about. 60,000 people screaming RUN, our entire bench and coaching staff running to congratulate him. Awesome stuff. Also hilarious stats:

If it was up to me I'd start the academy players just to fuck with Pep and set us up for a moral victory no matter the outcome (if we lose it was just our kids anyway, if we win even our kids can beat City) so we can focus more on the more important competitions and not give too

UAE’s finest mercenaries finally win a trophy again, no public hanging in Abu Dhabi this year. Cute!