Every time this guy goes outside, I am dead to him. instagram.com/p/CLLgifBAy4hc…

David Geffen was investing in magic back in the 90s. Unfortunately, Counting Crows made the cut, too. 😥 instagram.com/p/CLPjMj0g8HL/…

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Buncha Harvard elites explaining "kermerdy" to me. instagram.com/p/CLYe4znAYZz/…

Superfly on TV and Dr. Seuss in my sink. instagram.com/p/CLbMAjZAfG-/…

Rats in a rat theater

Paper tickets in 2022 feel like sacred relics. instagram.com/p/CkIODnYOpvZ/…

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Being a lost little puppy means the possibilities are endless.

Nothing can really be that special so long as there are only 9 numbers.

I just dont feel Halloween as much since it got all corporate. Anyway this album helped build me. instagram.com/p/CkXglk0OU5Z/…

I have personally messaged every friend I have in Portland to encourage their attendance at the Sloppy Jane show there this Friday. HD should be president but she is better than that, I'm sure. 🤷‍♀️

Full moon night driving with La Roux. @ Atlanta, Georgia instagram.com/p/Ckr81uVMS7b/…

Hey Saturday Night Live - SNL. Can we please see nathan fielder host with Sloppy Jane for musical guest? Why you all sleeping on that?

Self portrait when no one is around. instagram.com/p/Ck67jMvL00eG…

Do people use this platform for anything other than beheading videos? 🤔

The greatest generation was making mix tapes in the 90s too. instagram.com/p/Clqf77dOCnba…

My pricy European import was defaced by celebrities. @ The Eastern instagram.com/p/ClyaEcJuPqs-…

Finally wrapped this one up. Conclusion: All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely animals essentially grifting each other. instagram.com/p/CmJRabXOy6NL…

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