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calendar_today23-02-2022 06:03:29

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Yeah man. We would be doing marching for a month straight along with getting smoked every day while they told us how worthless we were & how disappointed our ancestors were in us.

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You seriously believe that some of those chunks the army paraded out yesterday can complete a 10 mi ruck? Don’t make me start pulling up the receipts. No one is expecting a perfect performance, but what the army did yesterday was unbelievably embarrassing.

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I was in a parade as a kid in the Cub Scouts. Our troop leader taught us to march and look at the podium at the right time, and we marched around the auditorium until we got it right.

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I did. I served in my local boy scout troop. Our marching was much better. And we won the same number of wars. Also we had cookies at troop meetings

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I'm flat footed, colorblind, and 34. Pretty sure I'd be rejected. I dont need to serve to say what is evident; that marching was laughably bad and was kinda disgraceful. I'm sure those gents can perform their practical duty just fine, but they looked sloppy to the world.

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The amount of officers on here fronting like they know something yet have never sat at a strategic level is hilarious. Whole lot of conjecture based off time at the tactical level. Keep blowing that smoke up your ass.

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To all the warmongers on this website who have never served and earned a ribbon: please find your local recruiter. We welcome your leadership.

To all the warmongers on this website who have never served and earned a ribbon: please find your local recruiter. We welcome your leadership.
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