I can fly from Boston to New York in an hour Or I can take the Acela in 3hr 50 min. Or I can take a regional train in 4hr 10 min. The first class flight is $350 First class Acela is $600

The DC Sandwich Party will go down alongside the Boston Tea Party as one of the great stands against tyranny in American history

Spurrier was Trump before Trump

The History of Liberal Culinary Terrorism: An X Thread The modern "woke" "man" - unable to succeed in life or politics - resorts to impotently hurling foodstuffs at his victims. With Sandwich Violence in the news, it is a good time to provide a history of liberal Gastroattacks

Protect this man at all costs

DC mayor escapes city as sandwich violence escalates

Kids let this be a valuable lesson If you win by cheating it’s totally worth it

This is like Spurrier airing it out up 40 points in the 4th just to remind you how inferior your team is

I seriously don’t understand why people are fighting about gerrymandering when everyone knows Trump isn’t going to allow any more elections to happen.

Once again activists view solutions like vampires view sunlight

“I have nothing against diversity, equity, and inclusion. But as Voltaire said about the Holy Roman Empire: it was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.”

Rejecting conspiracy theories that President Clinton killed Vince Foster, a report out this week from independent counsel Kenneth Starr has officially concluded that Vince Foster took his own life. Among other things, the report cites evidence that Foster was deeply depressed

Cracker Barrel is a garbage restaurant & I don’t care about their logo

If only there was some way for Hollywood to crack the code on the eternal sphinx-like mystery of what subject matter appeals to 17 year old boys

Points at sign

Steak ‘n Shake is seizing the opportunity

"WE SHOULD BUILD ENORMOUS STADIUMS ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES" "AND SHOULD THESE COLLEGES PLAY THEIR GAMES THERE?" "THEY WILL PLAY THEM HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY IN SMALLER CAPACITY DOMED STADIUMS, CALLED NEUTRAL SITE GAMES"

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It would be sort of funny if Democrats lost the Electoral College in 2032 because they didn't build enough affordable housing in blue states.

When I said that everyone was mad. But can't imagine sending a kid with a shot at the NFL to UT.