The community note on this tweet has to be one of the best of all time

He gets a bonus if he signs the contract before xmas. This is known as the Santo clause

Massive game at 7pm tonight. Up The Air Fryers 🙌🏻

This shows just how politically powerful forms of media can be

From a minister responsible for dentistry

Wafer, custard cream & crunch cream

Five families strategy latest: Trash the Bill Trash the PM Damage your family members chances of re-election Then vote for the Bill More Dumb & Dumber than Goodfellas ...

An elected politician here saying he couldn’t vote against a piece of legislation because some other politicians were laughing at him. Speaking exclusively to the tv channel that pays him £100k salary 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Is the budget lower than it was?"   Pure evasion from Victoria Atkins on BBC Breakfast   This 'new' money is a drop the ocean for a service cut to the bone.   £1bn in real-terms cuts since 2010.   Creative accounting might make for a nice headline.   Not decent health policy.

This is not good advice. There are no dentists in the ED there is also no dental equipment. The ED staff are already so busy dealing with a huge number of other issues. If NHS dentistry is so broken that this is the only option we need to start thinking a lot harder

Eight years ago today since BBC News had its best ever guest.

“…. the Islamists, the extremists and the anti-Semites are in charge now” Last time I looked love we had a Conservative government in charge and we’ve been in power for about 14 years 🤷🏽‍♀️ I swear the desperate and divisive bull💩 that some of my colleagues spout is

It is simply unacceptable for Lee Anderson, a senior Conservative MP who until recently was Deputy Chairman of the party, to claim that Sadiq Khan has "given our capital city away" to Islamists, who are "his mates". It is profoundly Islamophobic and there’s no place for it.

Lee Anderson’s comments are unambiguously racist and Islamophobic. Rishi Sunak needs to immediately remove the whip. If he is too weak, then people will take their own view of the modern Conservative Party.

Don’t let the title fool you. There is no new money coming with the ‘New Patient Premium.’ This cash comes from a practice’s existing funding. So more new patients=fewer existing patients. A few more reality checks on a ‘Recovery Plan’ unworthy of the title👇

London Labour Conference this weekend brought together policy makers, politicians and campaigners - filled with optimism, energy and determination. London elections and the GE present a clear choice for Londoners: only Labour delivers brighter and fairer future. #LabLon24

The Govt has just changed the definition of ‘access’. NHS practices are now showing that they can take new patients ‘when availability allows’. Ministers can’t meaningfully measure impact when they’re comparing apples with oranges. 🍎🍊 Wes Streeting Preet Kaur Gill MP Daisy Cooper MP 🔶

A shoplifting bird dubbed "Steven Seagull" has been banned from a convenience store for flying off with 30 packets of crisps in the past two months alone bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Two weeks until the goats return to your TVs