🚨BREAKING NEWS The Church of England is officially dead.

A philandering adulterer and a Marxist atheist were in a bar. The atheist says: "I need to sign off on the next Archbishop of Canterbury. I'm thinking of going with a radical pro-choice ex-nurse with no theological credentials. Thoughts?" The adulterer rubs his chin. "Sounds

In her first address at Canterbury Cathedral this morning, new Archbishop of Canterbury Dame Sarah Doolally prays for those 'on the front lines of the ever-worsening climate crisis'.

GN everyone. Have a good weekend. I’m going to sleep, perchance to dream, perchance to learn where my heart is.

GM everyone. Hope you have a great weekend. Starting a little slow this morning ngl.

GN everyone, early night for me. Sleep well. Don't forget to take it easy. Tomorrow is the day of rest. Use it wisely.

Shabana Mahmoud is an instinctive authoritarian. Curtailment of your right to Freedom of Assembly for the purposes of protest is only the start. She will happily curtail all forms of public assembly - not just protests. She warned you herself. When they warn you, believe them.

Christianity in Britain Before Rome Christianity reached Britain long before Rome ever sent missionaries. St Aristobulus, one of the seventy disciples named in Scripture (Romans 16:10), brought the Gospel here in the first century and is rightly regarded as Britain’s first

Britain is not fixable by politicians. They’re the ones who did this in the first place.

The new elite will be people who can concentrate.

This is ahistorical. The Gospel of Joseph of Arimathea is apocryphal, as is his purported first-century journey to English shores, and evidence exists for neither. The Nicene Council, from which foundational Christology flows, which gave us the Creed and established the

Kemi Badenoch has announced the Tories will scrap Stamp Duty. Reform will presumably follow in short order. Unless circumstances compelled you to move, why would you buy a house under this government rather than sitting it out for a few years?

Which will be the first party to announce it is scrapping Inheritance Tax?

All cultures are equal. Got that?

The Brazilian organisers of the COP30 Climate Conference are cutting a four-line highway to the venue through protected primary rainforest. Even the BBC can't stop itself reporting on this monstrous hypocrisy. Climate Change is the greatest con ever perpetrated on the world.

Many, seeing photos of the graffiti on the ancient interior of Canterbury Cathedral this week, may have thought it vulgar, or incongruous, or disrespectful, but failed to grasp the true significance and symbolism of this act. After five hundred years, we are witnessing the

I will never stop saying "please" and "thanks" to LLMs. It's not about training the LLM, it's about not untraining myself.