This is how Twitter was meant to be used btw

why the fuck did he do that

sakau nyanyi

i think “decontextualized idiom in plain speak” has the highest batting average of tweet type for me. i mean this tweet is gospel at this point

Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I

this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts

😂

i wish this fandom spammed lynae fancam like its 2018 and we're orbits spamming 181027 sweet crazy love choerry fancam like their lives depended on it

Can I have a pleaseburger cheese FUCK that’s not what I meant I’m so sorry

Why my dad in the hot tub smoking a cigar watching one piece wtf

noble dreamku

?????

I fully turned RDR2 into Elden Ring, but with Uncle as the final boss - 1:1 boss cinematic - Summon signs/messages (voiced live by Twitch chat) - Custom melee system - Full UI, working health, etc - Different spells/weapons Did I do it justice?

oh good heavens however will i grow more plants to fight back these zombies the ever bountiful sunflower:

nangong yu yu

damn i just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days