Gas Pump: Please see cashier Me:

An old co-worker emailed me about something. I was let go back in December my guy. That company is a mess 😂

Would anyone be interested in another tweet contest? I know I'm not as consistent with them as I once was 😐

Are you sure about that

🏆THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: BREAKFAST Waffles v Pancakes. Hardee's v Biscuitville. Full English vs Calentado. write us up to 3 🍳NEW (written today) FUNNY tweets about why breakfast is the best! Open to all size accounts. Tell your friends! ENDS 10PM EDT

New post up.

San Bernardino will be having the first ever Mutual Aid market at the end of August. If you'll be in the area feel free to donate items, or volunteer if you can. #volunteer eventbrite.com/e/breakthrough…

JK Rowling in the next few years

I remember pulling that from a pack once

🏆THURSDAY CONTEST 🏆 This week's theme: YARD/SALES Give us up to 3 🏡🏷️NEW 🏷️🏡(written today) tweets about anything regarding yards, sales, or yard sales (tag/estate/garage sales included). Open to all size accounts. Tell your friends! ENDS 10PM EDT

If you're into #yugioh I started to get into selling my excess cards again. Havea few listings up. Here's some Dogmatika cards. ebay.com/itm/3559775165…

I've been neglecting this account a lot. I guess we can do a September Tweet Arena, if enough people are interested. DM me if you want to join the September 1st Tweet Arena. It usually runs a few days (3 days of voting period round)

Jools Lebron’s viral catchphrase ‘Very demure, very mindful’ has been filed for trademarking by a man named Jefferson Bates, TMZ reports. Consequently, Lebron must halt her plans for merchandising and other endeavours.

One person into the September 1st Tweet Arena. DM if you want in.

Trying to revive this dead bitch

YIAY challenge: Send me your Halloween costume in 4 pics, and I'll try to guess who/what you'll be. You can make it as easy or as hard as you'd like. Use #YIAYween please! Here's an example:

Apparently our tweets are being used to train AI. So I will now be starting a thread of shit posts full of sarcasm, and possibly grammatical and factual errors that may or may not fuck up the robots. Feel free to retweet whatever, or not. 🧵

Anyone looking for an online writing group? We have little writing contests through the year, a zine on the site, and cool people to chat with. #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter