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if i was kidnapped i would tweet this so my mutuals know something is wrong

waiting to have kids bc my favorite form of self care is rotting in bed with my man without having no one bother us 😂

me after every inconvenience

does anyone else hate uneven numbers or am I just a psycho

Hairspray is trending on my Tik Tok and I love it cause it’s one of my favorite musicals 😭

i agree a man should have a healthy fear of his woman, he should know “yeah my girl not going for that”

The little girl inside keeps me going . I owe her a beautiful life.

All I can personally do at this point is emphasize to women, especially the young ones, that a basic litmus test for a man you’re considering dating is to ask him his thoughts on Tory, Diddy, DDG, etc. Listen carefully and be willing to cut all ties.

get u a job that understands u are always going to be like 5 minutes late

Cassie is being bashed for staying, but Halle is getting bashed for leaving. Y'all just hate women

Y’all will never convince me that having a child outta wedlock is worth it

when i suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

asking me questions

life is meant to be easy peasy lemon squeezy not stressed depressed lemon zest

This queen has appeared in all my fav comedies of the year let’s keep her booked

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

It turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.