[An entry in Jade Strider's diary, dated 12/4/2015. It's the last entry written.] i remember my (cont) tl.gd/nlon6e

@ghoulyTrickster >>There's a slight laugh, once for noticing she was staring at the braces (cont) tl.gd/nlop1r

@GrimWeapons >Time to take care of the Rose beb. Honestly you don't blame her for wanting care. (cont) tl.gd/nlopfg

@ghoulyTrickster >>When the duo stands after you've slid your plate over, you tilt your head (cont) tl.gd/nlopnb

@GrimWeapons >Crack a smile and sit your ass down on the bed, kicking off your boots so you can (cont) tl.gd/nloq0v

@GrimWeapons i dunno man, i literally have a phd in astrophysics. [Snort and shake your (cont) tl.gd/nlp2n7

intelligence, and add in the fact that you can't sleep and you're at a level of boredom that you'll just poke at anyone is enough for (2/9)

this to be amusing. But this one has been spoken with before, at equally strange hours, and it's just amusing. Plus it gives you a (3/9)

chance to not feel like you're forcing yourself to be icy. Perks of being behind a chat screen, or more appropriately, your (4/9)

phone. --gardenGodhead [GG] has begun pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at [12:38] p.m.-- GG: oh daaaaaaaave. GG: its been an (5/9)

eternity. GG: and tbh im probably gonna send you some really sucky one-liners until you answer. GG: ahem. GG: im not a photographer, (6/9)

but i can picture me and you together. GG: are you a camera? because every time i look at you, i smile. GG: your body is 65% water (7/9)

and im thirsty. GG: are you a banana? because i find you a-peeling. >You weren't kidding when you said they were bad. However, (8/9)

terrible one-liners tends to be how you greet people. Even family. (9/9)

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