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I have a “why am I like this” moment at least five times a day.

Never give up on your dreams. • • Keep sleeping!

“What makes us human?” Selecting all images with traffic lights.

“Your character is shown by how you treat those who can give you nothing.”

If you fall, I will be there. – Floor

Every first born daughter looks like the female version of her Dad.

You never realize how crazy you are until you fall in love.

Athlete : That's what a girl becomes after seeing a Cockroach.

I have a serious question : When butterflies fall in love, do they feel human in stomach ?

I want to marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing bcoz we forgot to pick the kids up from school.

Two reasons why people don't mind their own business : 1. No mind 2. No business

Relatives : I can't find you on Instagram. Me : I know, I found you first and blocked you.

I want a RELATION"PLANE" Because these SHIPS keep sinking bro!

The 10 minutes i spend on my phone before I sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

I have finally figured out what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left.

Me as a therapist : Lol same!

I solve my problem by creating three. New ones for distraction!

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.