In The Heights got dragged to hell and back and I’m here for it.

I don't see the problem....

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.

All my Towers babies: A/B/C is the room in the suite X-1/X-2 numbers are roommates in a suite 29s and 30s (129,229/130,230 etc) are shared rooms (you'll have a roommate) but no suite If you only have a letter you have no roommate but you in a suite

Now how I cancel this 2k health insurance?

Bringing the heat 😏

I’m really THAT bitch. I can literally do anything I put my mind to.

stepmom made salmon for xmas dinner, and when my dad and uncle complained about the lack of "actual meat" she said "i'm pescatarian". and when they said "we're not" she said "you know what else you're not? cooking"

apple need to add a middle finger

This what I expect to see when a kid say “watch this”

Me waiting for my best friend to become a millionaire so she can buy me clothes, a car, food and mansion

Don’t forget Fafsa opens on 12/31😭😭😭

“excuse me sir your card decl-”

knowing what i feel but can’t express it

this is what it looks like when i lock in