🪓BK🪢 Wide open market for a neo-Luddite Amish ideology that maintains a permanent 90s community. This is exactly what the excellent novel Time Shelter by Gospodinov is about btw

Young YouTuber with a large following who gives querying/publishing advice: “are you an ARTIST-type author? This may mean you care a lot about writing style and literary quality,” etc. etc. as if that’s a separate category and not the *only* kind of real author lol

I called it, thank you very much

Laszlo, given his promotion today to C-list celebrity, should be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, but the only dances he performs are variations of…..(the) Satantango

This is what the 6-7 thing is, btw

Life is a poem. You can see the entire thing. It’s at most 200 words. It used to rhyme and then it didn’t and sometimes it does again.

𝞍 Shin Megami Boson 𝞍 Goes back to reality TV, Halpert face, etc. We broke the fourth wall without checking to see what it was erected to keep out.

You do not, under any circumstances, have to . . . Okay you kinda do have to hand it to them.

“Sweet Child o’ Mine, eat your food” wait

how a spinozist sees the world

I’ve seen enough. China will win the future.

Max Lawton Contrarian haters who think Fyodor is overrated, how you feelin? That’s what I thought.

Lol fucking awful

Not precisely a “skill issue,” but tangentially, an issue of taste. We may indeed reach a point at which human-created content is considered artisanal, curated, farm-to-table, prestigious. People with aristocratic sensibilities will pay extra to consume that content.

This is re: Vonnegut

It brings me no pleasure to inform you that you are hereby banned from the literary world.

*record scratch* narrator: “It was, in fact, true.” (you’ll never guess the claim he’s making here)

Not really that controversial for those who aren’t still crazy fundies, but hell is not a place of physical torment. It is the state of being, divorced from Being, the end of Becoming, the complete alienation from The One. But you can leave whenever you truly will it.