recently my whole feed has been either: Vtuber: “hey. i’m being told i’m in trouble. what did i do?” YT: “🤭 something. i dunnoooo 🙈” OR Vtuber: “Hey guys. i’m gradua- SIKE! LET’S KISS.” OR Vtweeter: “STOP CALLING ME VTWEETER JUST BECAUSE I DON’T UPLOAD/STREAM!”

You know how they sell pre-made sandwiches with packets of ketchup n mustard n mayo on the side? the fuck is that? you already made the goddamn sandwich. now i gotta take it apart, add my sauce, and re-make it because now the fucking dry ass ham fell out.

Hey yall. things aren’t looking too good for me lately. I need a place to live before January and i’m not sure that’s going to happen. my 2 fundraisers have made $0 and I don’t get enough views to start monetizing my streams… for the first time in my life, i’m genuinely scared

as someone with Asperger’s, i’m like 99% sure they mean “a girl with Asperger’s” because that’s what “mildy autistic” or “slightly autistic” means.

i don’t even look like the same person anymore

smash Rouge is hot too tho

If i feed this to my girlfriend, she just skips the bottom surgery and fully transforms into bottom

hell yeah. we soft as fuck

these cookines are unironically the best things you will ever taste

this is the first one to make me chuckle

Sonic’s theme?

if i had boobs, i’d make so much fucking money.

every time i sing, i wish i could sound like Kellin Quinn or young Andy Biersack instead i sound like Ivan Moody i sound good, but in a way that doesn’t work for my style.

I’VE NEVER SEEN BOOTS THIS SMOOTH BEFORE

MY $5 FOOTLONG SHOULD NOT COST $12

why the fuck are vtubers making fake announcements. fake graduations. fake pregnancy. fake marriage. fake hiatus. WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL!?

threatening the lives of strangers for a meme. love that

gotta pick G. i’m sorry

this, but it’s just me watching on my phone to watch chat and check the lag/delay

not the best, but i also only took like 10 minutes tops