"I'm just resting my eyes" me actually passing out 5 min later:

Test ?!

I'd love to buy groceries with you

If their eyes don’t light up when they see you, what the hell are you doing there ?

I can't fathom why people have a huge problem with incest; it smells great! #EnglishIsMySecondLanguage

أحلامي بسيطة عايزة بيت أشوف البحر من شباك المطبخ و أنا بغسل المواعين.

ب ض ا ن

There are two types of people: Those who check the expiry dates and those who don't.. I'm the latter

يا تري يا هل تري البنوك حتشتغل النهاردة ؟!

الناس مش عارفة تشحن كروت الكهرباء #يالاهوي_ياما

In Egypt, Cash will always be superior.

What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? Anthony Bourdain.

Me 5 minutes into the movie that took me 2 hours to pick

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far but, in the end, it didn’t even matter.

سؤال هو الواحد ممكن يغير اللمبات بتاعت فانوس العربية؟ ولا لازم الفانوس كلة ؟ شكرا

If you’re not aggressive enough for Alexandria’s driving, what the hell are you doing here ?

It is crystal clear و الله الحمدلله 🙏

The older I grow, the more socially awkward I become. Shameful really, cuz in my 30’s I was a social butterfly.