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Anti-Joke Cat

@antijokecat

I don't do jokes. [email protected]

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your caramel apple, which usually costs you that little bit extra.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.