Happy 27th birthday to me I guess 🤣

All a boy needs

Who else can’t catch a break lately.. I think something’s in the air

Ok… but who wants to see me jerk off wearing this

Just had emergency jaw surgery for my botched wisdom tooth extraction. Anyone got some of that substance. I need a new version of myself

Goofin’

I was about to post pole but the Steelers fumbled the bag

Might not wear a hat today. Riveting content over here. I know.

Gotta pay for this flight home 😜

When a boys gym shorts ride up and you see the ombré of that tan line to the white meat 😩😩😩

if you need me. don’t.

Doesn’t get much better than this. Well maybe a boy that wants to give me head, or Sabrina Carpenter 😂👀

Bulging at the gym

Not this man ghosting me on Grindr when I was good and ready… should I post his profile ??

Also men ain’t shit. This girl I work with is so beautiful… and she’s leaving for Spain next week…