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civility is a trap. tell transphobes to fuck off

there once was a fella named vance who embraced every odious stance and yet his chief vice his life's needed spice was a sofa he sought to romance

How you gonna walk into the church that Spock built and be a dick to others when dude literally died and resurrected for your sins?

nobody: rfk jr: I stole the vatican menorah

BEAR with me a minute

We’re 5 seasons into Star Trek: The Next Generation and my daughter just asked me: “Daddy..” “Yes, darling?” “Does this…. exist?” “No honey, it’s just a story” “Awww… ok” For the last 7 months my daughter thought we were a galactic civilisation. What a let down.

Everyone remember to leave out milk and ration cards for Gabriel Bell tonight.

FYI

BREAKING NEWS: Star Trek: First Contact just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time.

I couldn’t agree with you more Denise.

the hatred i have for sweet pickles is extreme and serious

Large chain supermarkets be like:

If I ran the NFL all the Gatorade would be lime cucumber flavored.