once you realize right wing maga influencers tweet exactly like toxic kpop stans do, you can't unsee it.

currently at a huge social gathering, sitting under a tree with the bf and a couple of old friends from 10 years back, collectively having decided at this age we've met enough new people 😂

dying in the heat to shoot 🫠

1. i think my jalapeño tree is doing something??? 2. we let our rucola dry out and die but because we were lazy, we didn't immediately pull the crispy, brown husks up and then, despite no water, they lowkey resurrected so we decided to see what happens and oop -

i get so much xlov stuff on my timeline because i follow a lot of evols and based on all that i have seen, i am convinced that seonghwa and wumuti hugging would fix everything that's wrong in the world.

lego is that guy who shows up to a costume party and when you ask him who he's supposed to be, the answer is an obscure gay meme that went viral on vine for three days in 2015 #GMMMTVOuting2025 #lego_rapeepong

karla's vocabulary has expanded. unfortunately, she hasn't learned a new trick but rather now understands what "cheesy squeezie" means and reacts accordingly (like a crack addict)

you know what REALLY pisses me off? one of the most helpful relationship advice i've ever heard and have consistently used for over a decade CAME FROM DR. PHIL 😭

karla got to try a doggy meat smoothie today and needless to say, she was very excited 😭

the weather is ass and all i wanna do is play mermaids with ateez 🥲

i have made 2 horrible mistakes. 1) a lunge centric leg work out 2) sitting down afterwards. and by sitting i mean i slightly bent my knees to initiate the action and then my muscles gave out and i went down the rest of the way. i don't think i can get up to shower.

currently laying on the floor, asking my boyfriend if he's sure he'd still love me if I was a worm because I'm pretty sure this is my life now

they’re giving off the literal exact same energy oh my god MY MORTICIA

today is a good day. 1. after two days of quiet obsessing, i get to go to the craft store to buy a bullet journal and all the journaling supplies. 2. whumptober prompts drop at 7pm.

jihyo and seulgi - women who have always been fine as hell but look even better the older they get and i am scared of when they hit their 40s because they will be too powerful. i'd put taeyeon here as well but she's basically been galadriel since birth so she doesn't count.

the annual trackers for my bullet journal might look super neat but unfortunately i am an idiot who made six of these without taking into account my journaling will start from september, not january 🥲