It’s #worldbreastfeedingweek and British Airways just told me to pump on a toilet or in my seat when I asked if I could use one of the many empty business cubbies to pump my babies food. #wtf #mommahaters #britishairlines

If you want me to get back to you in a month send me a direct message.

When I see someone wearing an Affliction t-shirt I feel bad for them bc I know they haven't even gone thru their Ed Hardy stage yet.

George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?

#Cupid starts in 5 hours The Porch. #DatingMyths

Crazy weather backing Reunion Tower, from office window of digi communities manager @DMNmlandauer:

I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

#Cupid dating myths pt. 2 coming up this Tuesday. 7pm Watermark Community Church. Bring a friend or a date, or come learn how to have both well.

#dallas people who want a mind blowing musical experience. #kessler Ian Moore

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

She's better than Jennifer Anistion #smartwater #waterisamazing #kidsgivinghealthadvice vine.co/v/hWvdlpveuqU

#4th0fJuly #Minnesota #smalltownliving vine.co/v/hWvTZe5XjU2

I've had #toomuchsugar #waitingonfireworks #Minnesota #crazykids vine.co/v/hWvLOEVL1AY

#fireworks #Minnesota vine.co/v/hWrpFBrqjUm

#finale #fireworks #4th0fJuly #Minnesota vine.co/v/hWrjOAmAm6r

I'm a big fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.