Sorry about that, new roomie... #oblivioustonudity #theatreproblems Bruhh.eth

I like it! Theatres? RT not gaul soodman: @backstagejobs How about: Leave your phone, free drink at intermission?

Oh 6:30am. How I've missed you #theatrelies the season kicks up.

I'm loving that I'm the youngest person at this bar by 30 years. They've been outdoing each other for worst song on the jute box. #hope

I miss my summerstock. But damn it's good to be back #localcrew

Ladies and Gentleman. A twist contest. #livingthedream

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -Polish Proverb

People who don't update their software annoy me. It is not my fault that I can't save back to Lightwright Version 2.

Full time gig at a regional theatre? Yes please.

Denis Blanchette, the stagehand killed preventing a gunman from entering his gig, received state funeral today: tinyurl.com/d3bmek6

Thank you Halo Reach for occupying my day. Now that I've ... Lost ... I need a beer. #MNF

Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive

Does anyone have a suggestion forward new work boots? Mine are getting pretty ratty.

“I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted” - George Best

DHP knows my name!!! Again. A lovely talent to work with. #squee #lovetheatre

#Reddit saves me from 2show day death.

Nothing greater than running live lights off subs for a straight 90min set of jazz. By the gods I love my job.

Jodie Foster just gave the BEST shout out to crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GoldenGlobes

In the Next Room or The Vibrator Play or excuse for these kids to scream out orgasms. -_-

Just think how stupid the average person is. Now realize half of them are even stupider. #carlin