(... Is size all that truly matters...?)

N-No lewd activity in the Halidom lobby! 💦

Remember that Ilia watches. Always.

This is... anarchy...!

Ilia's grace... I'm beginning to wonder if I should lead an etiquette class in the Halidom...!

Alright, class. Gather around. Today we're going to learn how to properly hold a fork and knife.

{{ DRAGALIA CANT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

Ara, ara. It's only morning, and it's so loud– I-Is that Princess Chelle? I have to, um, water the wyrms. Yes. Immediately.

My, training has never felt so fresh and fun and absolutely-not-threatening! ✨

P-Princess...! Aha...haha... It'd certainly be... interesting... 💦

P-Please don't tease, Princess Chelle, I... Yes, it's certainly novel, but equating my work for Ilia to that of a work horse's, even as play...!

... (S... She was right... I'll stew on this if I accept, I'll stew on this if I decline...!) You... You might be right, Princess Chelle. P-Perhaps I can... partake in horsey. Only as training, of course...!!!

Wait–Excuse me...?! H-Haha, surely you jest, milady! Who else could possibly partake in horsey–

Wh—! I’m privy to your ways, I’ll have you know! Your deceit knows no bounds! I’ll believe this madness when I see it for myself, harrumph!! 💢 💢

J... Julietta? [She's stunned for a second. Then her usual serious face appears, her brows narrowed.] ... If she agreed to this, then I... I must show her that a Captain must be willing to sacrifice even dignity for her duty.

(Could Julietta really have consented to this...? This must surely be another one of the princess's elaborate schemes...!)

[Despite the fact she had agreed to it, Elisanne felt herself pale when she saw that it was, in fact, Julietta. This was no elaborate scheme...! She was played for a fool!] ... Julietta. Please don't tell me you're here for... [She swallowed her dry throat.] Horsey.

elisanne and julietta:

(So the two highnesses have met... 💧 It's sure to get rowdier in the coming days...)

// the longer i waited to notice this the funnier it got sbcjdjds