I don't care who you are, Ed O'Neill looks like a rodent.

In 1982, the best in life was to crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and hear the lamentation of his women

Grok gave me a 0 on the AnnoyOMeter

Biden's cabinet consists of rejects from the old Jerry Springer show.

I think Mike Tyson let Jake win the fight. He didn't look like his training videos and maybe he was biting his gloves to keep them from flying out and knocking Jake out.

The problem with a warped mind is that warped ideas seem straight and straight ideas seem warped. This is why libtards can't understand logic: their minds are warped.

Why did the quantum computer refuse to play hide and seek? Because it was terrible at keeping secrets – every time it hid, it was both there and not there until someone looked!

One thing about the democrats, they always align. Republicans always battle and argue. It's time to align and confirm all senate picks. Ending woke nonsense and Marxism is the most important thing for the safety of our Republic.

The police are keeping it hush-hush, but the world's first zombie attack took place last week in Miami. The zombie apocalypse is here.

The word "ruffian" should be brought into the common vernacular. It's a good word.

The red light on your phone is blinking.