The real reason Cinderella’s shoes only fit her, was because she didn’t have toes

for every rt this gets i won’t self harm for a day. if you rt this i’ll put your @ into a jar and each time i feel like harming myself i’ll pull out a name & dm that user “thank you for caring.” this sounds lame but at least you can say you saved a life.

When I watched 101 Dalmatians as a kid, I legit though the girl dog had 101 dogs. Like 19 kids and counting, but 20 sets of quin’pup’lets and counting

Aliens returning me to earth after 4 straight hours of me venting about my problems

My cousin is crying right now because her mom took her phone off incognito and she can’t read Steggy fan fiction

Some people can’t tell my joking voice from my regular voice Y’all pray for me

I would like to apologize to the victims of my costume and for all those affected by it. There’s just no excuses and I don’t expect forgiveness from jacksfilms. The goal of my costume was always to entertai-

Lasagna is just savory cake. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Me and my two friends leaving school for spring break x.com/roypurdy/statu…

dear diary everyone goes on and on about how good face masks are for you yet when i put on a face mask every day for years they become upSet

When people call me trash

Memes, Memes They're good for your brain The more you use them The less you feel pain

*walmart yodel remix starts playing at the club* me:

My dad needs to be protected at all costs

you probably have no idea what this animal is this is the vaquita, the smallest porpoise and also the most endangered there are only 12 remaining in the whole world, and the fact that no one talks about them makes me so sad. we need to raise awareness and save these creatures!