Question: Do Estate Agents just assume that nobody has a job and we all just sit around waiting to view properties at any point in the day...?

Just witnessed petrol being delivered with a police escort and THIS is why I hate people.

Think it’s taken three years but I’ve finally for the first time in my life finished a jar of Marmite

Ten months in, The evening standard man has stopped posting newspapers through my door at exactly the time I genuinely need him to post papers through my door. 🙃

Don’t mind me, making an EXTREMELY garlicky lasagne just the night prior to starting a new job 🙃

Nothing like a man in uniform on a Thursday morning to make you wanna donate. Royal British Legion know what they are doing 👏🏽❤️

No one else just really wish books were published in paperback straight the way? Confused as to why they aren’t.

Legit love this time on a Thursday when all my weekend food reservations come through on email for me to confirm. 🥂🐷

Borrowed a book from my boyfriends book collection because it’s basically a library and ITS ALL IN SCOTTISH and I can’t believe I got to the age of 30 + 11 months and 23 days before realising Scottish is SUCH a different language.

Think I just made it as a chef. Warmed up a tortilla wrap, spread it with Nutella and demolished it in 30 seconds. This is why, I realise, I will never be labelled an adult.

Work Secret Santa is literally the weirdest fucking tradition ever. Hate it.

put your hands up for detroit

At the point (six days in) of my boyfriend (the chef) leaving me, where I am now cutting my toast up into triangles to add some variety to my very toast driven meals.

Lol. Who am I? I just purchased bottled water especially for my house plant because I wanna treat it right to make sure it survives.

Saw the beautiful photos of Glencoe on VisitScotland so naturally went along for my own photo shoot. Pls do feel free to slide into my DM’s for all modelling opportunities. #scenic #natural #visitscotland #Influencer

Broccoli is a 10/10 piece of veg, you can’t tell me any different

The Opening Ceremony will soon commence. Runners are warming up with the 'Candy Dance' led by the Emancipated Run Crew dressed in green to honour the victims and those affected by the Grenfell fire of 2017.💚 #NottingHillCarnival2022 #NHCarnivalisback #NHC2022