they should invent a pandemic that ends

Y’all be too old for some of the childish things y’all doing !

new year same me cause i was never the problem

I wonder how jack howarth is doing this fine afternoon

It’s so fun dating someone who’s as funny as you 😭😭😭 be laughing all fcking day

oh but it’s ok when you do it?

Ppl do foul shi!t and expect that bond just to bounce back man, idk you nomo 🤷🏽‍♂️

the “A” in her name stands for anger issues

Idk why I’m scared of bugs or like extraterrestrial creatures when men are literally the most terrifying species to come across

RIP Takeoff 🕊💔

I hate trini

Netflix Is that Megan Fox?

I physically can’t enjoy Chipotle anymore since they got rid of the chicken Al pastor

I don’t even listen to the news anymore I just wait for The Basement Yard to tell me all the current events

my ovulation horniness has taken me to places i wouldn’t even go with a gun

I’m NO LONGER watching The Last of Us after Season 2 episode 2…