Grateful to have played a small part! Congratulations Sprinklr 🎉

Whoever thinks the NYCT Subway is confusing has never taken the MBTA

Airlines should have "delay lounges" which you gain access to when your flight is delayed >3 hours

Typing “u” instead of “you” in text is the informal “you” (eg “du” in German or “tu” in French, as opposed to the formal “Sie” and “Vous”)

God I love a woman who will abandon the world's expectations before she'll ever abandon herself. Simone Biles is a goddamn cheetah and I'm in her corner forever.

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Brenda was a bird

We are proud to announce our Series B funding round led by JMI Equity! This investment will fuel Ontic’s growth, furthering our recognition as a major #security disruptor in an era of unprecedented threats to businesses. bit.ly/3HoxZMv #ProtectiveIntelligence

The CDC said just wear jeans and a cute top

Good morning

Who made this? I am dying.

When we lived in Taiwan, my mom told me & my sister that this song we heard every night was “the government saying all kids had to go to sleep.” Worked like a charm on my 5yo self until I learned the truth (the hard way) at my first sleepover. nytimes.com/2022/02/08/wor…

This is everything.❤️

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

The matching outfits 🥹 #Serena

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.