Does it get better no worries if not

when the friend with the studio apartment hosts the hang

therapy isn’t enough. i need to recalibrate a smart board

hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times

everybody that reads this needs to give wikipedia $5 im so serious. why i feel like its getting bad for them omg

she did WHAT

You’re not allergic to cats you just haven’t opened your heart to love

If your top emoji isn’t a heart then you might wanna consider being a better person

the trader joe’s parking lot? you mean the most dangerous place on earth?

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

need a chihuahua so me and it can tremble in fear together on sundays

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

accidentally started the mini crossword when i wasn’t in the right headspace :/

Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.

Rest easy Officer Eyer, we have the watch now.

Strep throat is a yapper’s equivalent to tearing an ACL

Work drama