one day i aspire to wear so much black that i simply turn into an event horizon that destroys everything i pass

It's September which basically means it's Halloween.

i am the human equivalent of a phone on low power mode

We squint at the sun because it’s bright, we squint at people because they are not.

Time is said to heal all wounds, but it also literally kills everyone and everything.

They say it takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, but it takes even less to leave your face in an expressionless mask because you’re dead inside. 😂

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is it just me or was this year like … really fucking overwhelming? like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

Finn from Adventure Time is literally the last human boy on earth and he still has girl troubles.

so i put a beanie on and i now look like a boy this is fun

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all you wonderful humans out there!!! You're validly fantastic and fantastically valid. 💙💗💜

duuuude music honestly does so much for my mood wow

Am I going to do another video trying on slutty Halloween costumes? Hell yea. Do I need to hit the gym before I make the video? Hell yea. Will I? Maybe. I just ordered ribs and mashed potatoes.

ah oof Nik why u do dis to me

12 days until Twenty Øne Piløts comes out with their new album named “Trench” and i already own 4 songs from it. Can’t wait!!! twenty one pilots josh dun tyler jøseph

Happy #BiVisibilityDay ❤️ you are perfect no matter what don’t let anyone change that😘

why did this make me happy Michael J. Murphy

@emmachamberlain 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓫 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓼𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓮 😓

i’m deleting twitter bye inactive followers lol