Kryvbas 5-6 Dynamo, FT Poker from Mendoza, brace for Yarmolenko, Kryvbas up 4-1 at HT Sheesh

If you have access, take a look at how much the wind affected the trajectory of the ball before Dynamo's 2nd goal vs Kryvbas. Pikhalonok was clearly aiming his cross towards the edge of the goal area but it curled all the way back behind the penalty spot. youtu.be/8AmuxJVROSE?t=…

Yeah, for the clubs that will buy all of them in the near future 🤣

Always fun to watch Shakhtar actually get punished for their mistakes while not having the referees as a backup plan. Well deserved win for Crystal Palace.

Looks like LNZ this season is set to repeat the story of Dnipro-1 from back in 22/23. Remember when we used to think Dnipro-1 were in an actual title race with Shakhtar, which ultimately turned out to not be true? Same thing here.

IMO we should ditch the "named after" wording entirely when translating names from Ukrainian into English. So instead of "Dynamo Stadium named after Lobanovskyi" I'd just go for "Lobanovskyi Dynamo Stadium." Looks cleaner that way.

Ponomarenko inevitable

Neshcheret's hidden trait in Football Manager should be "Jekyll and Hyde" - you never know which version of him will show up - "stone wall Bukovyna" Neshcheret or "is he even there Kryvbas" Neshcheret.

Ponomarenko turned out to not be enough to compensate for his teammates' bad defending and inability to score absolute sitters

Just goes to show how far this Dynamo team actually are from being title contender quality

Looking at the table, Dynamo could still easily drop to 5th place by dropping points to the likes of LNZ and Kolos. Only saving grace remaining this season is the Cup final vs Chernihiv and imagine if Dynamo somehow end up losing that as well.

Somebody should put Simeone on a leash and chain him to the bench

*something happens on the pitch* Diego Simeone:

Latest one for me - Far Far West

Lol this ref is sitting on some huge bags of sheikh money. Somebody should investigate his bank accounts and the accounts of his family and friends.

I would love for some analyst to go through the tapes of all Dynamo games over the course of a season and count the number of genuinely good plays completely wasted by terrible first touches

Have you ever been on a website like Twitter or YouTube or Reddit and noticed that your feed has become flooded with stuff from one single account or subreddit or channel to the point where it takes some effort to see other stuff and you just unsubbed or unfollowed it?

Shakhtar got this far in the UECL thanks to lucky opposition draws and got knocked out by the first strong opponent they faced 🫣