Yeah man, I'm sure this will fix the problem.

You make me want to believe in a Hell.

Friendly reminder to the centrist "Kamala was too radical" types that the average Republican will call any Democrat a communist.

Feeling increasingly vindicated for hating you all for the better part of ten years.

Deeply embarrassing that there are people who believe in an actual literal devil.

It would be funny, except for the fact that this literally did not happen.

This is an objectively funny thing to say. Very good analysis. By the way, what kind of law do you practice?

I genuinely thought this was pro Talarico for a second. Cannot imagine being a Biden dead-ender in 2026. x.com/saladprocessor…

Maybe it's a bad slogan if you can disqualify people from the "Blue no matter who" part based on who they are. Maybe it's always been a shallow line meant to stop people from asking why the Democrats keep putting forward shitty candidates.

I don't think Democrats know what "joy" means. Someone laughing a lot is not "running on joy" if they also run on locking down the border, uncritically supporting a genocidal rogue nation, and fundamentally not changing a system that does not work for anyone but the wealthy.

There's a certain genre of online lesbian convinced that their own banal experiences are made more interesting or palatable by virtue of the fact that that experience is queer. Think of this as a senior frat bro hitting on a wasted freshman at a party, because that's the age gap.

God please end my suffering on this hellsite. #MyXAnniversary Elon Musk it's still called Twitter you chode.

Are viewers of The Pitt the most illiterate fan base in television?

Okay but she literally wasn't though.

Genuinely, what causes someone to be like this? Does this not embarrass you to share with the world? Not sure how you manage to get this far in life and not want to engage with anything more complex than this.

This is embarrassing right? If the criticism of Democrats is that they don't do anything other than tweet unhelpful shit, I don't think the counterargument is them tweeting unhelpful shit. Matty is a headass, but this is one of the more headass-y things he's said recently.

Natalie Wynn I wish you were not like this

If I tried to plot sex as a histogram it would end up being a bimodal distribution. Facts don't care about your feelings.

Neolibs aren't sending their best, folks. Time to play everyone's favorite game, "lying or dumb?"

Neoliberals would really like this to be true because it would absolve them of their personal part in this whole mess. It's not a position they actually believe, it's a position they have to hold.