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Ngl 💀

Because i asked my dad “why” a lot anytime I’m told to do something 💀

I didn’t say tech bro o 😒

Ngl, I’ve come across different people and the ones that still bugs me out are the men that want to be chased.. till today, e still dey shock me 🤭🤭

Here we go… another category is out

Since the concept of situationships is dying a natural death

Library

Why do you have big bunda as a man 🤨🤨🤨

Saw that spaghetti post and I laughed 🤣🤣

I brought five glasses here and not one has broken or gone missing and it’s been two years 💀 meanwhile it’s cello tape I used to hold my glasses together in Lagos because it couldn’t stop breaking 💀

We are going into summer and I’m still jobless 😩😩 oluwasanu 😩

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Asiko tito lati di armed robber bayi…. You people better be locking your doors becozzzzz ma rob yin blind ni

I will first start with downtown people first 🌚 before finding my way to Northwest 🤭🤭

Nothing to rob in Northeast 😒 awon Indians lo wan be 😒

Saving Southeast people for last 🌚.. Mahogany and Legacy people daran 🤭🤭🤭

Omooo if you marry an Ibadan man, anything your eyes see, just collect o

Imagine opening your eyes and intentionally picking an Ibadan man to marry 💀💀

Balding at 30 is crazy sha