having an aesthetic seems so limiting. i need to be weird, sexual, whimsical and poetic, often in rapid succession

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

Vince Gilligan said your brains are deep fried in TikTok grease

The fact that women go “hey can you not take off my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah well you post pics so you are asking for it” about sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists

it's so beautiful when two real fucking perverts find each other

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to haťe with surgical precision.

celibacy is pointless, get someone that foks really good and enjoy the art. time is running out.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY LIKE WDYM THE BACKUP GOALIE’S PHYSICALLY HIDING FROM THE GAME AFTER WATCHING THEIR MAIN GOALIE LET 7 GOALS IN 😭😭😭😭😭

In order to be an ethical hater you have to actually understand the character you hate

It’s cool to be alone. Don’t you remember? Having a boyfriend is embarrassing now! Men are trash. Cut out the toxic people in your life girl! He’s a gaslighter. A lovebomber. Be in your hot girl era! Your villain era! Quiet luxury old money dubai chocolate matcha skincare labubu

Nothing has improved my social life as an introvert than getting into hockey. You can chat it up even with rival team fans, so fun!

These playoffs have been great so far without #them

Foreplay starts outside the bedroom and before the clothes come off. It’s in the eye contact, the flirting, the banter, the laughing together, the teasing, the texts, the little touches throughout the day.

I heard "I want you" for the first time in YEARS and I went fucking feral. I had been so deprived yall.

Seahawks using Turnstiles for their first playoffs game hype video... fuck it I'm in!