Great news Liz, I'm playing Robbie Williams in his new biopic. He's being portrayed as a CGI chimpanzee and I'll be doing motion capture. Jeremée Chalomet will be the voice. No relation.

If we really want to make things right, banning TikTok is only part of the solution. We also have to bring back Vine.

It's... morphin time?

This feels like a Funny or Die sketch from 10 years ago, not a whole ass show. What does Season 3 of Taylor Lautner: Werewolf Hunter look like? Also, why does its own logline make it sound like he totally disappeared after Twilight? Some of us remember Scream Queens.

16-year-old me after watching Showgirls for the first time:

genuinely thought this was so beautiful

I didn't watch a second of this reboot, so I have no feelings about its cancellation. But I *still* can't believe NBC passed on the sequel pilot they shot years ago. With! SMG! I've seen it, and it would have killed. #CruelIntentions

Tsunami. Buddhism. NO. Piper, no! #WhiteLotus

I spoke with #911onABC showrunner Tim Minear about WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Several of his answers genuinely surprised me. Don’t click if you haven’t watched, seriously. tvline.com/lists/911-bobb…

#YOUNetflix star Penn Badgley gets candid about Joe's many, uh, solo scenes: "It's weird having to do that in front of a crew." youtube.com/watch?v=He4p28…

“Demon twink” has apparently made its way to Days of Our Lives. (Attn: Ty Sunderland 🏁)

BBC narrating Charli xcx’s glastonbury performance like its a nature documentary 😭😭😭😭

This account's name is perfect because if any clip belongs in any archive, it's this one.